Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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