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I don't think brook has ever known best
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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