everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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