I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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