is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
