I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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