David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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