he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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