3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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