Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm always down for nudity.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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