you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I believe in your delicious
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Congratulations! We have a period
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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