Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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