Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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