youre lurking in front of me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Can't talk, ducks in the car
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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