In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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