hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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