Are we in a gay sports bar?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
vagina is talking i cant
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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