need another drink. this is the easiest way
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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