Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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