New low: just hacked my moms facebook
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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