rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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