Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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