How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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