my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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