i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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