i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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