Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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