I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
