I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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