I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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