You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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