angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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