Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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