I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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