At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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