i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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