all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Randomize
