I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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