she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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