babies were throwing up all over the place
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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