Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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