I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
