I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Randomize
