I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
This is my gift to your gina
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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