ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
