Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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