kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
