I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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