Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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