am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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