I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
did you just send me my own nude
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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